LOL--RUDE PHONE SALESMAN

Lol... I was casually surfing the web today and came across this hilarious conversation. I laughed so hard, so thought i'd make you laugh as well. "Salesman" posted an advert online. "Me" sent an email to "salesman" as regarding his advert placement. "Salesman" however replied "Me's" mail in the middle of the night and the following conversation ensued.

Posted at: 2010-12-05 23:25:01

Original ad:
White iPhone 3G network 16 gig for sale - great condition comes with usb/home charger and screen protection case. $350 salesman@gmail.com

From Me   to   salesman@gmail.com (Dec 6,  9:38 PM):

Hey, Is your iPhone still available?
Mike

From salesman@gmail.com   to   Me (Dec 7,  3:24 AM):
yes.

From Me   to  salesman@gmail.com (Dec 7,  3:25 AM):
What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what time it is?

From salesman@gmail.com   to   Me (Dec 7,  3:29 AM):
uh...its like 3:30. whats the problem?

From Me   to  salesman@gmail.com (Dec 7,  3:34 AM):
Yeah, 3:30 in the morning, prick! Both my wife and I have to get up for work at 6 and you just woke us up. My wife suffers from sleep anxiety and probably won't be able to fall back asleep. Couldn't this have waited until the morning?

From salesman@gmail.com   to   Me (Dec 7,  3:37 AM):
how is that my fault? its not like i called you. i just got home from the bar and saw your email so i responded. its email...who cares what time it is? how could that wake you up?

From Me  to   salesman@gmail.com (Dec 7, 3:42 AM):
Oh, so in your drunken stupor you decided it would be a good idea to wake up my entire family at 3:30 in the morning? I have my computer hooked up to a 7.1 surround sound system, and Outlook plays a sound every time I receive an e-mail. It damn near rattled the house when you sent it. You woke up our three month old baby and now he is crying.
I have a meeting with some big-time clients today, and now I am going to be falling asleep in the meeting. Thanks a lot, douchebag.

From salesman@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7, 3:44 AM):
hey look faggot its not my fucking fault you leave your computer on loud as fuck in the middle of the night. you must be real fuckin dumb. you have a baby and a wife with sleep problems and you think that is a good idea? fuck you guy

From Me to salesman@gmail.com (Dec 7, 3:48 AM):
I don't like your attitude, pal. First you wake up my entire family, and now you curse me out? This is unacceptable. By the way, my wife was so distraught from you waking her up that she accidentally microwaved our baby's milk too long. The baby was scalded with burning hot milk, and now we have to go to the hospital. I hope you are happy with yourself. Is this how you normally sell iPhones on the internet?

From salesman@gmail.com  to  Me (Dec 7, 3:55 AM):
yes, i always sell phones by waking up idiot families and burning babies with milk...NO

boy are you fucking retarded! fyi this is the first and last time i will ever try selling something online, now i know why people dont use this shit- because only RETARDS use it!