Dont waste your day, Laugh a Little!

One of the best naija jokes of our time.. check this out…

Hilarious Text Exchange posted on Twitter......A must See!

You definitely wanna read these rib cracking texts exchanged between 17 year old Kane Zipperman from Georgia (pictured above)  and his ex-girlfriend. The girl cheated on him with his best friend and Kane decided to get back at her by sharing the hilarious texts that included witty insults and internet memes. It is too funny! See it after the cut..

Best Breakup Letters on the Internet....hehehe

There's many ways to write a "You suck!" letter but we must say, these are some of the most creative we've seen. When it comes to
breaking up, which style letter do you think you would go with? There's the:

...interactive letter:

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15 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

 

This is a hilarious list written by a guy from a guy's point of view. I want to believe he made sense sha.

Lol-Baby Instructions for Baby Daddies

Dear guilty (potential) fathers , Pity your babies and follow these Instructions

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These Pornaments can make baby Jesus Cry

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Big Boobs Problem-- What "big-boobers" all face

All busty girls know that sometimes big-boobs can be more of a pain than a gift.

Here are some of the problems that "big-boobers" face

Problem 1: Running isn't the best option

Problem 2: Getting comfortable can prove problematic

Problem 3: You are a fire hazard

     

Problem 4: You can't fit into small spaces

Problem 5: You never remember how big they are Problem 6: Clothes don't fit!! So, for those of you who think its easy for those  of us with heavy endowments, please change your mind asap, it's not easy at all. Feel free to share other or similar problems you  face as a result of your endowments or those  of people you know. culled @rajeteng

Pose of Life!

Mehn, wish I was that flexible. Lol.  What is wrong with this Photo?

Latest pick-up line. Y'all should try this sometime, heard it works like magic

 

 

clever right?

Did you know the Hand position says it all?

Lol. Now you know.

I Can't seem to Interprete this Expression

 

 

Does he like it or not?

The Magical Act of Farting!

Okay, let’s talk about farting. In all my years on earth, I have never seen, been in or heard of any couple that

Some Funny But Relatable Quotes

How to be Funny

These tips have changed the lives of so many. People that have used them have testified to be more socially attractive, funny, likable and the life of every crowd. If these could work for them, then I’m pretty sure it can work for you. Feel free to thank me later.

Lol--some of us can relate to this

RATS, ROACHES....AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!

I hate cockroaches! I hate rats more! I hate lizards even more! They are so annoying. I could never completely describe the magnitude of dislike I have for these creatures. In today’s holy word,

it is evident that God has given us the power to overcome these creatures but mehn.. the way I fear them ehn, it’s a serious matter. I can’t wait for the day that this scripture would be made manifest in my life. Mumsy says when I have children the fear will automatically disappear but that’s an awfully long time to wait. I want the fear to go now now.

          The other day I was in the Loo, taking my time to do what people do in the loo..hehe. To show that I was really taking my time, I had my PC with me. I was trying to surf the web as usual to see where I can copy and paste things from. Nothing was on my mind except for what I was doing, my eyes were intently fixed on my screen because I had to get something asap before it would trip off.

So, you can imagine my shock when I raised up my eyes for one second and saw this rat sprinting towards me. There was no time to think, before I could realize myself, my PC had found its place on the ground, my legs were mid-air, my hands were scrambling about looking for what to hold on to, it was like I was lit on fire. In fact I don’t think I have ever screamed as loudly as I did that day. If I had fallen just 2 inches deeper, my ass would have been decorated by *you know what*. Disgusting right? But that’s what a good-for –nothing rat could do to me, and I was totally helpless.  There are indeed very few things more frightening than a sprinting rodent.I  felt soo bad, I was furious. But even with all that fury I still wasn’t courageous enough to pounce on the stupid little thing, not that i would have succeeded anyway. the package of annoyance had already made its way, it was long gone before i could even organise myself. They do so many mean things to make staying at home hell for me. I don't even want to get started on the amount of destruction they do to our cereal boxes which have gradually become their amusement park, or the waste bin, their cinema.
Its so frustrating. What is even more frustrating is their resistance to 'otapiapia'. The thing doesn't catch them at all, in fact from all indications, after ingesting the poison, they shake it off and continue their normal routine. The other glue-board used to work until they got smarter. i have literally seen a mouse long-jump over the carefully baited board. As if it knew i was watching, after jumping, it looked towards my direction for a split second with this evil grin as if to say "stop trying miss, we're way ahead of you" and then continued running. I was in awe, literally. 
            Roaches on the other hand are something else. Although, if I had to pick between a roach and a rat, i'll probably opt for the roach...yeah, shoot me. The reason is simple, I believe roaches are easier to eliminate. All you need is a good insecticide (I use Baygon) and the are gone. Works like magic everytime. Rats on the other hand can linger for so long and just make you look like a fool when you try to eliminate them. But besides the comparison, there's so much about roaches that gives me the chills. They lay their eggs everywhere, they always scurry about in the dark and in hidden crevices, they have a way of invading my personal space, the stench is terrible, not to talk of the white slimy thing that comes out when squished. What's there not to hate?
         As for lizards, they have my ultimate hatred. I detest these creatures with every bit of my existence.  I can't exactly say where this phobia emerged from but its been there all my life. In fact, i'm traumatized by them, can't stay in the same space with a lizard. A lizard is ugly enough to watch when static, on the wall. Its even worse to actually watch them move. I hate how they crawl, hell! i even hate a dead lizard. And the fact that they are so many in the world makes me want to ...ugh...eat my fingers. I even heard that they fall on peoples heads atimes...yikes! Can't even imagine it.
         In short, i"m just not a fan of creepy, crawling things. Heck! i'm not a fan of animals except horses of course. Wish they were all extinct, life would have been so much better.

NIGHT OF LOUD SEX EQUALS AN ANGRY NEIGHBOUR.... LOL

For those of you that love "singing in the choir" remember to consider your neighbours even before the sermon begins. Lol. see note after the cut.

SOLDIERS PUNISH MAN FOR CROSSING IKORODU ROAD

Soldiers took to action this morning, as they punished this man for crossing the Ikorodu express way rather than utilising the walk-over pedestrian bridge.
This soldier dey vex o..lol...

LOL--RUDE PHONE SALESMAN

Lol... I was casually surfing the web today and came across this hilarious conversation. I laughed so hard, so thought i'd make you laugh as well. "Salesman" posted an advert online. "Me" sent an email to "salesman" as regarding his advert placement. "Salesman" however replied "Me's" mail in the middle of the night and the following conversation ensued.