Thursday, 7 November 2013

ENVYING YOUR FRIENDS---"FRENVY"


You would rarely find a 26 year old lady envying the 25 year old multi-talented Rihanna even though her dream was to be as talented and famous at that age. Rihanna would rather be her role model. However, the same 25 year old would envy Clara, her 22 year old girlfriend who just got married. Rather than be genuinely happy for Clara, you’d fine her desperately looking for reasons why Clara doesn’t deserve to be married and why the marriage would never last longer than a Kim Kardashian marriage. Now, although this certainly does not happen in all cases, I’m trying to bring home a point, and that is,

TODAY'S HOLY WORD

Luke 10:17-19
"17 And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, Lord, even the devils are subject unto us through thy name.   18 And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.   19 Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy:  and nothing shall by any means hurt you."

The name of Jesus is all we need to surmount any form of affliction or setback. By His name we are empowered to win all our battles all the time, to ensure our stability at the platform of victory. Have a nice day ahead. 


Wednesday, 6 November 2013

ANIMAL KINGDOM; MOST BIZARRE PENISES

1. African Elephant: The african elephant has the largest penis of any land animal and it is also prehensile

FORGET ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY, ITS GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH- JUST GIVE IT A TRY


There are so many times, countless times I’ve doubted myself and what I have to offer. Take for instance, before I started typing this, I spent the last 30 minutes trying to type my experience and all the mishaps that occurred today, but then I was like, what d heck! Who wants to read about my boring annoying day. That, in itself is a form of self doubt, having second, third, fourth and fifth thoughts about whatever ideas you have to offer because you feel its never going to be good enough.

TODAYS BRAIN TEASER

1. Some months have 30 days,

NIGHT OF LOUD SEX EQUALS AN ANGRY NEIGHBOUR.... LOL

For those of you that love "singing in the choir" remember to consider your neighbours even before the sermon begins. Lol. see note after the cut.

ANSWERS TO BRAIN TEASER

Brain teaser link
1. Mount Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
2.  Today is Jan 1st. Yesterday, Dec 31st was Jane's 8th birthday. on Dec 30, she was still seven, this year she will turn 9 and next year she will turn 10.

WIERD NEWS: SUCCESSFUL VIRGINITY AUCTION FOR $27, 000

A teenager in Siberia successfully auctioned off her virginity online.
"Money is urgently needed, so I am selling the most treasured thing," the 18-year-old wrote on Russian auction website 24au.ru, according to a Huffington Post translation of the text.


The woman, who listed her name only as "Shatuniha," said she was willing to meet the next day. "I can come to a hotel at Predmostnaya [Square] with a certificate proving my innocence."