15 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

 

This is a hilarious list written by a guy from a guy's point of view. I want to believe he made sense sha.

• BEING PASSIVE
  • Do not let him undress you and himself. Just help him a little bit like making the first step. It will not hurt. One more thing, just cause we are women, it does not mean that we must do all the work.
• WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS
  • It takes time to take off this kind of clothing. Every second counts. Remember one thing: the more time you got, the more rounds you get. And the more rounds you get, the more you are satisfied. Be smart.
• GOING DOWN HALFWAY
  • Once you start going down, don't stop at the belly button or around it. Keep going or just do not go below the neck at all.
• CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN TOO HARD
  • Men feel pain, they are not as tough as you think. No man has a leather dick. You have got to be smooth with our Wood. Pulling it too hard does not make us feel horny, it hurts us even though we don't tell you.
• LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH
  • It's just the same as a dog licking a bitches ass.
• MOANING LIKE A RUNNER WHO NEEDS AIR
  • Better moan with style girl, cause men love to make fun of girls who can’t moan like movies stars. Try not to make to much noise when you exhale.
• SCRATCHING HIS BACK
  • We do not need no autographs, girls. It does not feel good at all! Depending on the length of the nails, and how deep you are digging into our backs, they leave permanent marks. So keep your nails in your pockets, please. If you feel the need to scratch a brother's back, either grip the hell out of the sheets, or the headboard.
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• LETTING YOUR LONG HAIR FALL ON HIS FACE
  • Men need air: they breathe just like you. So please be intelligent and do not just think about yourself. Put your hair up or cut it off.
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• JUMPING ON HIS HIPS 2 HARD
  • A man is not a horse so please take it easy unless you have a big booty that can take care of the landing.
• SCREAMING TOO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM
  • What are you, crazy? Do you want us to get caught by parents or do you just love to see us jumping trough the window butt naked?
• KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN
  • Everyone knows that fish is the smell. But we do not have to smell it when you take your panties off. Please warn us if you have not freshened up. And nobody wants to suck on no salty, dirty, titties. Ladies, men are not the only ones who sweat you know. And we sure do not want you smelling like you work at a fish market either. Make sure your ass is clean! No man wants to eat off of a dirty plate.
• MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK
  • Every man has a certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect, that's how we like it and love it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed with us with your feet looking like you have been walking barefoot on toxic waste. You know what I'm talking about, nail polish coming off halfway, smelling like hell, uneven toenails, soles as ashy as hell and feeling like sandpaper, it is hard enough to perform good foreplay when you have hammer time, and most and worst of all, don't even think about asking us to suck your toes if they look like they been beaten with a sledge hammer (ugly). And we are not to fond of unpolished toes either. We like them soft, smooth, pretty and most of all tasty looking.
• GIVING HEAD
  • Some women have a very bad habit of using their teeth. It is not a banana. There is a hell of a difference between a Dick and a banana.
• AFTER SEX: BROADCASTING
  • Do not go bragging to your girlfriends that you so called got us "whipped" or "sprung". It is not cool at all, especially when his friends are around. We may be "whipped" but if a man is "sprung" he will admit it.
• KEEP IT REAL
  • When you are at the point of a breakup in a relationship, do not wait until then to tell us we did not knock it right. You know damn well that we had you climbing walls & walking on air.

Gbam!! This is what i call Hitting-the-nail-on-the-head. Guys, Shebi he spoke your mind? Ladies take note o



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