Today's Brain Teaser

Someone says you are as ugly as a dog. If you were to squeeze out some humour from this, what would you do

(a)    Bark like a dog

(b)   Say, “I actually find dogs attractive”

(c)    Say “its because I like to beat my face with large sticks”

(d)   Say “so is your mother”

(Rink works).

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Answers to Yesterday's Brain teasers

Brain teaser link 
1. The man is my son
2. A coffin

How to be Funny

These tips have changed the lives of so many. People that have used them have testified to be more socially attractive, funny, likable and the life of every crowd. If these could work for them, then I’m pretty sure it can work for you. Feel free to thank me later.

Today's Holy Word

1st Timothy 2: 1-3
"1. I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;  2. For kings, and for all that are in authority;  that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.   3. For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour" 

It is important to intercede for our fellow individuals as well as for our Nation Nigeria and all our Leaders. This is good and acceptable in the eyes of the Almighty.

Lol--some of us can relate to this

Motivational Wise Words

“Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the callers. Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. Don’t forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. Don’t major in minor things. Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were

TODAY'S HOLY WORD

Romans 8:31
"31. What shall we then say to these things?  If God be for us, who can be against us?" 

As far as we make up our minds to be followers of God, our safety is forever guaranteed because when He is on our side, no one can dare evil against us.

MIND READER

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